Drunk dialing naked pictures of yourself is bad enough - but it's probably not a good idea to send them to a police officer.
Paul Arnold Kirleis, 30, from South Florida contacted police to report a suspicious vehicle.
But the most suspicious thing was the pictures Kirleis sent to a an officer after he phoned him back on his department-issued phone.
Shortly after their brief conversation, the officer began receiving messages on his phone from Kirleis' number.
He allegedly texted the officer "Who is this?" and "I am boo."
Those texts were followed up by a photo of a man in a thong and a picture of a man who looked like Kirleis bent over and looking back at the camera while naked.
Other texts, including one of a man dressed in lingerie, followed.
The sixth message that the officer received said, “Sooo,” according to reports.
When police visited a clearly-drunk Kirleis, he said he remembered calling about the suspicious vehicle, but not much else. Probably just as well.